He hasn't been losing his acting skills, he's just getting weaker. Apparently he's more than 100 years old! According to an antique photo collector, Cage is a vampire who rejuvenates himself when he tirn 75 years old or a little older. He is selling a Civil-War era photo of a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Cage, on Ebay for One million dollars!!!!
"Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 50 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."
The seller, Jack Mord has 100% positive feedback.
"Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands."
Here's what the product description says:
"Original c1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.
"This is not a trick photo, it's an original photograph of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War. Photographer is Professor G.B. Smith. A contact of mine forwarded this interesting article about the photographer, Smith. Turns out he was a confederate Civil War prisoner of war photographer.
"Guaranteed to be an original 1860s-70s photograph and not a modern reproduction, copy or photo manipulation."
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