Man shoves ribs down pants for second time

Not the actual ribs, but similar

A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.
Carlisle police say that 65 year old Donald Noone tried to hide $20.00 worth of ribs in his pants on Sunday.  This is the second time he has attempted to steal ribs from a supermarket. The first attempt occurred May 22. That time he pleaded guilty to theft and public drunkeness.  Being as this is the second time he has attempted theft, he will be charged with a second-degree misdemeanor.This incident also marks the sixth public drunkenness citation for Noone in less than five months.

Not Donald Noone

Donald Noone